Perhaps they need a new chef

May 23, 2007 at 6:54 pm 10 comments

International News Alert: Taipei, Taiwan

An orangutan, helpfully described as “hulking”, escaped from his cage at the local zoo and headed directly for the nearest restaurant. Unable to get any service, he “gleefully” began tossing picnic tables and motorbikes about the place. Terrified diners were “forced to cower” while inside the restaurant. This baffles me…anyway, the unfortunate ape never received a menu, let alone a bite to eat. Instead, he was shot with a stun gun, scooped up by a small bulldozer, and returned to his regular meals at the zoo.

A crocodile recently chomped off the arm of a veterinarian at this same (Shaoshan) zoo. Clearly the animals are unhappy with their current diet. To be effective in overcoming these violent dietary demands, the management at the zoo needs to understand why they occur. Understanding the motivation for these violent expressions will lead to an effective strategy (such as the hiring of a new chef), reducing the number of chomped veterinarians and cowering diners.

And that’s a good thing.
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Entry filed under: animals, news, weird.

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10 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Pupster  |  June 23, 2007 at 8:12 pm

    I tihink Elzbth ran off with HZ.

  • 2. Dex  |  June 24, 2007 at 9:44 am

    I was afraid Elzbth was Hayzeus.
    Not that I’m one to talk…

  • 3. Wind blows...  |  July 18, 2007 at 7:40 pm

    tumbleweed tumbles by…

  • 4. Reg  |  September 26, 2007 at 6:40 pm

    This sounds like the work of Fenris Badwulf!

  • 5. Ignominious  |  June 19, 2008 at 9:29 am

    Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation πŸ™‚ Anyway … nice blog to visit.

    cheers, Ignominious!!

  • 6. Pupster  |  October 5, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    What did you get tired of blogging or something?

  • 7. Elzbth  |  October 5, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    Pupster, I knew you were going to quit blogging, and I just couldn’t stand the pain.

  • 8. Herbal Incense Reviews  |  November 14, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    Hello there, normally I rarely publish comments on public blogs however this time I am afraid I absolutely must do it. These days I took the decision to install the latest version of the Safari browser and your site doesn’t display properly ever since. Right now your header overlaps part of the text and I just can’t read it. I had a very similar problem with my herbal incense reviews Internet site and I was able to resolve it by editing the PHP code. Can you please fix it? Thank you! Please excuse my English, it’s obviously not my native language. I’m French πŸ™‚

  • 9. Elzbth  |  July 19, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    My goodness, I haven’t been here in years. *Cough cough* It’s so dusty!

  • 10. joaniemack58851  |  April 8, 2016 at 6:17 am

    Hay moron the american people own america. they founded it, they fought for it. your analogy is deeply flawed. a true example of the dumming down of america. Click


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