Pupster has linked a poll for the worst lyrics ever. I suppose that’s an acceptable list if one is thinking only of the lyrics. But what about the worst everything song? I read Dave Barry’s Book of Bad Songs (which was hilarious), but it concentrated on songs from the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s, and it was published too early. Nobody knew at the time that a song so horrible, so vile, so despicably bad that it could be classified as evil would some day be unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. Ladies and Gentlemen, click if you dare.