Texans still allowed to bump and grind

February 23, 2007 at 6:14 pm 2 comments

Trouble, oh we got trouble,
Right here in Lubbock, Texas!
With a capital “T”
That rhymes with “P”
And that stands for Pelvic Thrust

Some Chippendales Dancers in Lubbock were charged with criminal “pelvic thrusts” and tossed in the slammer overnight. The police raided Jake’s Sports Cafe (???) where the Chippendales Troupe was performing. I am presuming that they were performing for female sports afficianados. Apparently one of the male dancers thrust his pelvical area into a female audience member’s face. Even though she didn’t object, the police did, and they charged the dancers with performing a sexually oriented show without the proper permits.

However, city officials say they will not pursue the case, and Jake’s Sports Cafe has invited the dancers to perform again. Justice triumphs!
Chippendales dancers won’t face charges

And, hey! You male readers who are trying to lose weight should note that dancing certainly burns the calories.


Entry filed under: eye candy, news, weird.

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Pupster  |  February 24, 2007 at 9:05 am

    You miss a few practices, and they change the whole routine on you.

    It’s all political.

  • 2. daveintexas  |  February 28, 2007 at 11:02 am

    It was all in the memo Pups


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