Speaking of prisons in cold, snowy places

(which I did in the post below) Lebanon, Wisconsin now has two more prisoners than they had on Sunday.

Late Monday night, at about one p.m., some dirty, low-down skunk kicked in the door of a local residence, threatened the poor, helpless elderly couple inside, and demanded money. The husband, in his 80’s, thereupon picked up a long-handled shoe horn and began whapping the burglar about the head. The bruised burglar apparently decided that discretion was the better part of valor, and beat a hasty retreat.

He and his cohort then tried the same trick in Waukesha County, and were captured by the local police. Yea!
Lily-livered skunk hit with a shoehorn