Speaking of Lubrication

January 3, 2007 at 3:59 pm Leave a comment

(which I did in the post below)

Oiled prisoner slips out of Norwegian Jail

OSLO, Norway – A Lithuanian held on suspicion of theft in an Arctic Norway jail slipped out of custody – literally – by stripping naked, smearing himself with vegetable oil and sliding through the prison bars, police said Wednesday.

Police are still searching for a shiny, naked man in Arctic Norway. We will avoid mentioning either wolves or “shrinkage”, and point out that the other prisoner in the jail cell attempted to follow the first man’s example. He stripped off and oiled up, but was too large to slip between the bars even when thoroughy greased.

And there’s another reason to go on a diet.

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Incentive Speaking of prisons in cold, snowy places

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