The #1 Cash Crop in the U.S.
Is it corn? Soybeans? Asparagus? Those nasty little high-priced red cherries which one buys in a jar and then keeps in the refrigerator for decades? Nope. According to the New Zealand Herald, the #1 cash crop in the US of A is cannabis a.k.a. aunt mary, boom, chronic, dope ganja, gangster, grass, hash, herb, kif, mary jane, pot, reefer, sinsemilla, skunk, and weed.
The article is based on a report by Jon Gettman, who may or may not have been eating Cheetos during the interview.