The Mayor’s Gift Idea

December 8, 2006 at 6:41 pm 3 comments

christmas presentAre you a married man still seeking a fail-proof Christmas present for your wife? Well, you certainly put that off until the last minute, didn’t you? I’ll bet that you are now starting to feel desperate. I mean really, really desperate. Desperate enough to seek advice. If that is the case, then the Mayor of Mitchieville has some advice for you. He claims promises that if you but follow his counsel, you will hear squeals of delight on Christmas morning, followed by gratitude-sex-until-you’re-sore for days to come. Follow the link, then follow his directions for a jolly holiday gift.

Mayor of Mitchieville’s Gift Idea


Entry filed under: holidays, humor.

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Retired Geezer  |  December 8, 2006 at 8:52 pm

    You know it actually didn’t sound that bad.
    Mrs. G never reads *my* moronblog let alone the Mayor’s.

    Could work.

  • 2. Elzbth  |  December 8, 2006 at 9:33 pm

    Then you should be set for the holidays, as long as there is a Dollar Store somewhere near you. Get that hot-water bottle ready for your nether regions.

  • 3. digitalbrownshirt  |  December 9, 2006 at 2:22 pm

    I’m buying my wife a new nose.

    Only kidding a little bit. She’s having a little work done. For some reason she doesn’t like the way it looks from the side even though she can’t see her own profile. As anybody that’s seen a picture of her on my blog would know her nose isn’t the first thing you’d notice anyway.


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