Denise Richards throws computer and hits elderly bystander

November 9, 2006 at 8:57 pm 4 comments

The Innocent Bystanders favorite dumb blonde, Denise Richards, is in trouble with Canadian law enforcement.

Apparently Denise is filming a movie with Pamela Anderson called “Blonde and Blonder” (sounds like straight to DVD a possible Oscar winner) at the River Rock Casino Resort somewhere in Canada, and became annoyed with two members of the paparazzi. So she grabbed their laptops and hurled them off the balcony onto the crowded first floor below striking an 80 year old woman in a wheelchair. How classy.

Update: the other computer grazed a 91 year old woman who was sitting nearby.

Luckily for Denise, the elderly woman in the wheelchair, who was just sitting there, minding her own business, when laptops began raining down upon her, is Canadian rather than Californian. She has already indicated that she will not sue. Pamela Anderson defended Denise by pointing out that the paparazzi were being really annoying.

denise richards“I’m hot, I’m famous, and if I become annoyed, I have every right to hurl objects at the elderly.”

Entry filed under: celebrities, current events, news.

Stupid Criminal Alert x 4 Does Anyone Have Any Questions?

4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Michael  |  November 9, 2006 at 9:34 pm

    I would say she was well within her rights. It does not make sense to annoy Denise Richards!

  • 2. Charlie Sheen  |  November 9, 2006 at 9:41 pm

    That’s my girl. Aaaah yeah.

  • 3. Heather Locklear  |  November 9, 2006 at 9:47 pm


  • 4. pupster  |  November 10, 2006 at 11:07 pm Plot Summary:
    Blending the smarts of “Legally Blonde” with the humor of “Dumb & Dumber”, this comic-adventure appeals to audiences of all types.

    Pupster Plot Summary:

    What Heather said.


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