Human Rights and Urination

October 2, 2006 at 5:46 pm 2 comments

Go to fullsize imageGlobal  Outraged News Alert:  Norway

Political correctness infests the restrooms of a school in Kristiansand, sparking outrage and *gasp* committee action.

Urination will go to committee

“The head of The Democrats Party, a splinter group of former Progress Party hardliners, Vidar Kleppe, is outraged that boys at Dvergsnes School in Kristiansand have to sit and pee.

Kleppe accuses the school of fiddling with God’s work, and wants the matter discussed at the executive committee level of the local council, newspaper Dagbladet reports.

“When boys are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way boys have done for generations, it is meddling with God’s work,” Kleppe told the newspaper.

“It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl,” Kleppe said.

Hey, girls are human, too!  Principal Anne Lise Gjul offered a typical, female-type response. 

“Gjul told NRK (Norwegian Broadcasting) that the young boys are simply not good enough at aiming, and the point was to have a pleasant toilet that could be used by both boys and girls.

Apparently those boys were doing what boys have been doing for generations:  not lifting the seat and then not returning it to the original position, which is God’s intended toilet seat position.  As a result,  they have been denying girls their human right to sit on a “pleasant”  toilet seat.   Certainly this problem could be solved with the acquisition of urinals, but then the young men would not be cured of their Neanderthalic tendency to “stand while passing water. ” 



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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Muslihoon  |  October 7, 2006 at 7:02 pm

    Don’t know if it’s relevant or not, but according to Muslim sunnah, based on Muhammad’s ahadith or sayings, men should not stand to urinate.

  • 2. skinbad  |  October 10, 2006 at 8:16 am

    That’s it, then. This time the Muslims have gone TOO FAR!


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