When Cows Attack

September 19, 2006 at 7:28 pm 4 comments

Go to fullsize image International Rampaging Cow Alert

 Cows rampage in Norway: 

“In a bizarre series of incidents, two farmers in different parts of the country were hospitalized after being attacked by cows.

 And now for something even more bizarre: 

 “A flying – and landing – cow accounted for a close encounter with death on road E39 near Rogaland on Monday night.Four men traveling in a car saw only a large shadow in the sky before a massive impact shook the ground. Driver Olav Kjeldstad managed to avoid hitting the object, looked behind him and saw a cow in the road.

They were attacked by a cow falling from the sky! That was one determined and suicidal attack-cow.  Perhaps the Norwegians should engage the cows in dialogue to determine the cause of the cows’ anger.


Entry filed under: news, weird.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Enas Yorl  |  September 19, 2006 at 7:59 pm

    There is no negotiation with the Bovinofascist terrorists! They will kill you and all that you love if they get a chance! Sure, many Bovinists are peaceful followers of Moohammed’s Mooslim religeon, but many are not! I’m not saying that I’m advocating mammal profiling here, but it’s pretty obvious that while not all cows are Bovinofascists, ALL Bovinofascists ARE cows.

    You can do what you want, but personally I’m keepin’ my shotgun handy and grill ready.

  • 2. Elzbth  |  September 19, 2006 at 9:23 pm

    I have read your comment three times now, and each time I laughed so hard that it hurt.
    *laughing again*

  • 3. Enas Yorl  |  September 19, 2006 at 9:47 pm

    HEE! 😀 I’m glad you liked it – you posted a perfect setup!

  • 4. digitalbrownshirt  |  September 20, 2006 at 6:34 pm

    A friend of mine was nearly killed by an IBD (improvised bovine device). It threw itself in front of him while he was driving to work. Wrecked the car and the cow, but he was okay, so it turned out alright.


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