Avoid the black spot!
Shiver me timbers! I almost forgot.
Retired Geezer reminds us of an important National holiday. Considerate blogger that he is, he even offers a video.
So, ye bilge rats, grab a pirate or a wench (depending upon your proclivities), some grog, a parrot, and raise the Jolly Roger, or hoist the mizzenmast, or dance the hornpipe, or…
I make a terrible pirate.