Celebrity Eye Candy for the Ladies

September 15, 2006 at 9:58 pm 7 comments

The Mayor of Mitchieville (an unrelated relative of RetiredGeezer) has received legitimate complaints about his failure to post pictures of hot celebrity manflesh on his site. He posts endless pictures of female celebrities, but this has limited entertainment value for the wimminfolk who do not find themselves attracted to Rosie O’Donnell. So how does he respond to these complaints?  By posting a photograph of a so-not-hot Woody Allen.  Gaaaah.

Encountering that picture, without any appropriate warning, caused me to reflect upon the fact that the above-mentioned legitimate complaint can be made about any number of sites that I visit regularly, or even occasionally.  Ace of Spades, Innocent Bystanders, Dave in Texas …well, Dave in Texas did post that sexy pic of the cannonball.  That one made my knees weak.  And HayZeus once posted a picture of a sizzling, sultry, supremely sexy gorilla.  Nevertheless, it is time for this imbalance to be addressed. 

Ladies, balance is on the way.


Orlando Bloom, Kingdom of Heaven



Entry filed under: celebrities, entertainment, eye candy.

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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Hugh Jackman, a close personal friend of Dave in Texas  |  September 15, 2006 at 11:23 pm

    In my good friend Dave’s defense, he did offer you all up quite a bit of me. At least, he let me post on his blog, at IB and even AoSHQ and you know ace cringed about that.

    But my close personal friend Dave in Texas didn’t care. He was all about giving something back to the ladies.

    He is that kind of man and I’m proud, proud to call him my close, personal friend.

  • 2. Elzbth  |  September 15, 2006 at 11:46 pm

    As a close personal friend of Jessica Biel, I can understand your concern. I look forward to discussing Dave in Texas with you, personally and closely, at Dave’s inaugural pool party.

  • 3. Michael  |  September 16, 2006 at 7:56 am

    What about the Baron von Raschke video at IB? Surely that qualifies as “hot celebrity manflesh.”

  • 4. Hugh Jackman  |  September 16, 2006 at 7:50 pm

    You know Jessica?

    Anyway, that Dave, he’s the best. And his pool rocks!

  • 5. Elzbth  |  September 16, 2006 at 11:42 pm

    What about the Baron von Raschke video at IB? Surely that qualifies as “hot celebrity manflesh.”
    No. No, it doesn’t.
    And neither does the “Barbie Girl” guy.

  • 6. Enas Yorl  |  September 18, 2006 at 7:18 pm

    Huh. I can’t believe you left out Gunther!

  • 7. Elzbth  |  September 18, 2006 at 10:09 pm

    Enas, that tra la la would have to soak in a vat of penicillan for a week before I’d tou…I mean post it.


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