Can you hear me now?

September 7, 2006 at 5:45 pm 1 comment

There are four workaholics in the Zacatecoluca prison, San Salvador.  Forced to take a few years of vacation, they were determined to work as much as possible, managing robberies, blackmail, murders, etc. on the outside.  Some people just can’t let go.

However, the administrators of the prison frowned upon working vacations, and would not allow guests to communicate  with their business partners in the outside world. Refusing to be stymied, the four men acquired small cell phones, chargers, and spare chips.  Then they searched for an appropriate hiding place for the equipment.

According to Ramon Arevalo, director of the maximum security prison nicknamed Zacatraz:

“The  four men, all gang members, wrapped their phones and accessories in plastic and inserted them into their rectums “far enough to reach their intestines.”

“Far enough to reach their intenstines.”  Ow!  Ow! Ow!

The men were not caught because they walked oddly or moaned frequently when sitting down.  The prison discovered the subterfuge by using x-ray machines.

A recent undated X-Ray shows a cell phone in a Salvadoran prisoner's lower intestine. Four men, all members of the Mara Salvatrucha street gang, were caught with cell phones, a charger, and spare chips which they had inserted so far up their rectums that they reached their intestines, according to authorities at Zacatecoluca prison, 40 miles from San Salvador, on September 7, 2006. FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY (Salvadoran Interior Ministry/Handout/Reuters) Ow!  Ow!  Ow!

You know those guys  had to have assistance in order to answer their phones.  We can all pity the prison bitches inmates who drew that particular assignment.

I’m not touching that phone

Update:  Jack M. has posted the same story at AOSHQ, probably to avoid answering the questions which he had solicited earlier.  But I was first, so it was old when he posted it.


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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. goodhairday  |  September 9, 2006 at 9:30 pm

    I c an only say one word, “OUCH.”


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