I’m #1

August 30, 2006 at 7:02 pm 3 comments

If a person, just any person at all,  goes to the Fox News search engine, the CNN news search engine, or Yahoo’s search engine, and types the words “woman teaches dog to drive”, my blog will be the #1 response.  Yes, it’s true.

Wahoo.  This is incredibly exciting. I would like to thank all the little people that made this possible. Unfortunately the band has begun to play the “get off the stage for pete’s sake nobody really cares and it’s time for another award you self absorbed overdressed nit” music.

I was once #1 in the category “fishy heroin.”  This is becoming old hat for me.


Entry filed under: Misc, news, weird.

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. HayZeus  |  August 30, 2006 at 7:25 pm

    FWIW, I congratulate you. You are reaching an important blogging milestone. 🙂 Being picked upon by another blogger is another one of those, btw. 😈

  • 2. Elzbth  |  August 30, 2006 at 7:39 pm


    By the way, are those boils gone yet? And the oozing rash?

  • 3. HayZeus  |  August 30, 2006 at 7:41 pm

    Why yes. Yes they are. Thanks for reminding me. 😦


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