Tankity-tank tank
August 29, 2006 at 5:41 pm 7 comments
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Two years ago The Emmys suffered their third worst ratings ever, with a 13.9 share.
Sunday night the 58th Annual Emmy Awards tanked with a 13.1 share of audience viewers.
As various people in the entertainment industry make diverse excuses, I know I can pinpoint the actual reason. After all, I watched for a short period of time.
It was boring.
That is all.
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HayZeus | August 29, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Were I you I’d write them demaning that five minutes of my life back. 😉
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Elzbth | August 29, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Ten minutes. Ten minutes of my life I will never get back.
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HayZeus | August 29, 2006 at 7:54 pm
Ten minutes? Sue the bastards!
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goodhairday | August 29, 2006 at 8:09 pm
I think you should just stay up 10 minutes later tonight!
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Elzbth | August 29, 2006 at 8:15 pm
I can’t. I am weak and drained from being subjected to cruel and unusual punishment via ABC. I think HayZeus is right, and I have a case.
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HayZeus | August 29, 2006 at 9:25 pm
“Your honor, these vapid, self-absorbed twits couldn’t shut up about their awards and the emcee was so unfunny I could feel my brain cells dying. Between the two of them I believe I lost 10 IQ points, one per minute that I watched this dreck and I want some effin’ money right NOW!”
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Elzbth | August 30, 2006 at 7:06 pm
I want some effin’ money right NOW!”
You would make a fantastic lawyer. You’re hired!