Tankity-tank tank

August 29, 2006 at 5:41 pm 7 comments

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Two years ago The Emmys suffered their third worst ratings ever, with a 13.9 share. 

Sunday night the 58th Annual Emmy Awards tanked  with a 13.1 share of audience viewers.

As various people in the entertainment industry make diverse excuses, I know I can pinpoint the actual reason.  After all, I watched for a short period of time.

It was boring. 

That is all.    

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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. HayZeus  |  August 29, 2006 at 7:25 pm

    Were I you I’d write them demaning that five minutes of my life back. 😉

    Reply
  • 2. Elzbth  |  August 29, 2006 at 7:32 pm

    Ten minutes. Ten minutes of my life I will never get back.

    Reply
  • 3. HayZeus  |  August 29, 2006 at 7:54 pm

    Ten minutes? Sue the bastards!

    Reply
  • 4. goodhairday  |  August 29, 2006 at 8:09 pm

    I think you should just stay up 10 minutes later tonight!

    Reply
  • 5. Elzbth  |  August 29, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    I can’t. I am weak and drained from being subjected to cruel and unusual punishment via ABC. I think HayZeus is right, and I have a case.

    Reply
  • 6. HayZeus  |  August 29, 2006 at 9:25 pm

    “Your honor, these vapid, self-absorbed twits couldn’t shut up about their awards and the emcee was so unfunny I could feel my brain cells dying. Between the two of them I believe I lost 10 IQ points, one per minute that I watched this dreck and I want some effin’ money right NOW!”

    Reply
  • 7. Elzbth  |  August 30, 2006 at 7:06 pm

    I want some effin’ money right NOW!”

    You would make a fantastic lawyer. You’re hired!

    Reply

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