Inside, Clubby Joke

April 30, 2006 at 11:12 pm 11 comments

Today Michael will interview Mike (aka The Troll) and express his honest reaction to Mike,  Mike Wannabes, Mike Imitators, and Mikes who just generally exist somewhere in the universe even though they aren’t aware that they are, technically speaking, Mikes.  

  Mike:  Hey! How did I get here?  I should be on the beach drinking cocktai. . .

  Michael:  Pow!

   Mike:  Ow!  Cut that out you moronic right-wing nutcase! As an expert in the real world, I have owned three saloons and still employ my bounce. . .

  Michael:  Bam!  

  Mike:  Ouch! That hurt!  Typical idiotic conservative response.  Well, you had better knock it off, because my beautiful wife has a black belt in ka. . .

  Michael:  Sock!  

Retired Geezer:  Looks like he’s down for the count.

   Michael:  Good.  Now the world is once again safe for humanity and comments on AOSHQ, not to mention my blog stats.

  Mrs. Peel:  My hero! *hugs Retired Geezer*

  Superhero Dog:  Woof! *Hugs Michael*

 *Destroys Michael’s custom-made Barcolounger*

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Entry filed under: random.

Thanks Anyway, But I Had That For Lunch Preemptive P.C.

11 Comments Add your own

  • 1. blogidaho  |  May 1, 2006 at 2:54 am

    Funny Stuff, Elzbth.
    I like the choice of photos.
    Is Dave’s dog eating a Raisin Muffin?

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  • 2. Enas Yorl  |  May 1, 2006 at 3:35 am

    Sobek & Wuzzadem have some competition! WHOOT!

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  • 3. elzbth  |  May 1, 2006 at 10:33 pm

    I think he is eating Michael’s lunch. Or maybe DaveinTexas’s supper.

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  • 4. daveintexas  |  May 3, 2006 at 4:55 am

    hey that ain’t my pain in the ass beagle. he’s an imposter!

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  • 5. elzbth  |  May 3, 2006 at 5:01 am

    It’s an evil twin! Yikes!

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  • 6. geoff  |  May 3, 2006 at 2:48 pm

    If only.

    Reply
  • 7. michael  |  May 3, 2006 at 4:28 pm

    Huh?!?. How come RG gets the hug from Mrs. Peel?

    Reply
  • 8. skinbad  |  May 3, 2006 at 4:57 pm

    Batman needs to beat Mike to death with 32% of a poll (or pole).

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  • 9. michael  |  May 3, 2006 at 6:20 pm

    Elzbth, check the WordPress dashboard. You are now listed as one of the fastest-growing WordPress blogs. I’m betting it’s this post that gave you a traffic spike. You can figure this out by looking at where your referrals are coming from and which posts are getting read on the “blog stats” tab on your dashboard. And by the way, your site is now sending traffic back to IB, presumably also because of this post.

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  • 10. Elzbth  |  May 3, 2006 at 11:52 pm

    Huh?!?. How come RG gets the hug from Mrs. Peel?
    Because Mrs. Peel recognizes great pajamas when she sees them.

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  • 11. Civetta  |  May 4, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    You’re moving up in the blogosphere, Elzbth. You got skills, lady!

    Reply

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