Ho Ho Ho
Apparently some people never stop believing in Santa Claus.
Somewhere in sunny California a 23 year old man found himself locked out of his step-mother's house in the middle of the night. So he decided to take off all of his clothes (he apparently feared "friction" even though Santa is NEVER naked) and climb down the chimney to gain entry.
Surprisingly, at least to him, he found that he could only travel a part of the way down the chimney. Then he could neither go up nor down. Even though he did not have a belly that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly, he was STUCK.
The police managed to remove him, then they arrested him. They suspected he might be under the influence of drugs. Gee, ya think?
Maybe he should have tried laying his finger aside of his nose.
Ho HO HO