Everybody just takes one step over…
May 1, 2007
Jerry Seinfeld expressed a rather cynical point of view about weddings in his old stand-up act.
…The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman’s point of view that men are all the same, so we might as well dress them that way. That’s why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and she marries the next guy.
Who knew he was actually correct?
A groom who turned up drunk to his wedding in India was replaced by his more sober brother
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