Bank robber gives her address to the bank she is robbing

 Stupid Criminal Alert

Heist note had suspect’s address

RIVERHEAD, N.Y. – Police investigating a bank robbery didn’t have to look far for a suspect: A note passed to the teller announcing the holdup had the robber’s address on the back.

So, allegedly, Charmaine Stein  acquired an accomplice, a bank teller named John Muir.  She then penned a bank-robbing type of note on a piece of paper she had lying around, robbed the bank, and went on a vacation. Both she and Muir failed to notice the note was written on was on a bulk mail advertisement that had Stein’s address on the back.

You know, it takes money to make money.  In this case, going to the corner store and purchasing a ream of paper would have been wise. 

Stein, who returned from her vacation last Wednesday, was promptly arrested.  Sometimes it is a waste of time to even say, “Duh!”