Perhaps they need a new chef

International News Alert: Taipei, Taiwan

An orangutan, helpfully described as “hulking”, escaped from his cage at the local zoo and headed directly for the nearest restaurant. Unable to get any service, he “gleefully” began tossing picnic tables and motorbikes about the place. Terrified diners were “forced to cower” while inside the restaurant. This baffles me…anyway, the unfortunate ape never received a menu, let alone a bite to eat. Instead, he was shot with a stun gun, scooped up by a small bulldozer, and returned to his regular meals at the zoo.

A crocodile recently chomped off the arm of a veterinarian at this same (Shaoshan) zoo. Clearly the animals are unhappy with their current diet. To be effective in overcoming these violent dietary demands, the management at the zoo needs to understand why they occur. Understanding the motivation for these violent expressions will lead to an effective strategy (such as the hiring of a new chef), reducing the number of chomped veterinarians and cowering diners.

And that’s a good thing.
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Fire Brigade to the Rescue

A bondage experiment in Weiden, Germany became an exercise in humiliation for the married couple who “…just wanted to try something a bit different…”

Now their names have been plastered across the intertubey thingamajobber and the humiliation continues.

“Where is the key?” “I thought you had it.” “But I thought you had it.”

Spudders beware!

I remember Retired Geezer writing about the Great Testicle Fry-Off in Idaho. Now Wisconsin, of all places, is getting into the act. They are stealing the Spudders’ thunder (or something)!
Wisconsin Festival sells deep fried testicles

What happens to people’s minds and appetites in those frigid states? Any theories? One of the customers has a theory. “After a few beers, you can’t really tell the difference,” Joubert said.

Worst Everything?

Pupster has linked a poll for the worst lyrics ever. I suppose that’s an acceptable list if one is thinking only of the lyrics. But what about the worst everything song? I read Dave Barry’s Book of Bad Songs (which was hilarious), but it concentrated on songs from the 60′s, 70′s, and 80′s, and it was published too  early. Nobody knew at the time that a song so horrible, so vile, so despicably bad that it could be classified as evil would some day be unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. Ladies and Gentlemen, click if you dare.

Think Tankers Part II

Dex returns to the blogging world after paternity leave. Check it out.

It’s Ask HayZeus Friday

It is Ask HayZeus Friday and you, yes YOU (I’m looking at you, Retired Geezer) (and you, too, Pupster), have the priceless opportunity to ask a question which will actually be answered. So head on over to HayZeus, Inc., and ask your question(s) regarding philosophy, politics, sports, religion, weather,relationships, chick flicks, quantum physics, jeeps, the art of raising gold fish, sex, strange pizza recipes, movies, books, the bizarre equipment in his basement, or whatever interests you. He’s sees all, knows all, and can tell you whatever you wish to know. Seriously. Try it!

Pupster Finally Makes a Decision

The wait is over! The suspense is history! Pupster has finally manned up and made a decision. Check out Pupster’s new car here